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Percy from Somerset: Your favourite hot pants are in the boot of the farmer's car.

Harry from Cumbria: Your mum knows that you pinched her bra.

Babs from Wiltshire: You’re trying too hard, give up the chase before it gets embarrassing.

Randy from Powys: Leave it alone, you'll wear it out.

Peter from Devon: Don't buy those spandex loons. They’re hideous.

Wendy, from Dyfed: Trot down to the bookies and place a large bet.
The Over Eater - 3.30 at Newbury.

Doreen from Cornwall: Beware of a red combine harvester.

Vicky from Kent: Don't waste your money on anymore scratch cards.

Roger from Norfolk: A night at the bingo will give you the cash for that bag of potatoes.

Sue from Hampshire: Gordon the goat didn’t break your camcorder, look closer to home.

Gareth from Gwynedd: Stop scratching and go to the chemist.

Kenny from Berkshire: You lost mobile phone, it's under the cow shed.

Mickey from Gloucester: Twoc-ing the farmer's tractor was a bad idea, it's time to own up.

Betty from Cambridgeshire: Prepare to visit the market tomorrow.

Reg from Durham: Clean your teeth and your luck will change.