After all the farmyard
health scares of recent years, there's some excellent news for pigs at last.
Government figures show that starving yourself is an extremely unhealthy thing
to do. Follow these basic tips for healthy living and you will soon be enjoying
more fun and more sex. Remember a happy pig is a fat pig.
Grinder
Always wear safety googles and steal toe-cap boots when helping the farmer
with his grinding.
Get your hose out
Always keep your engine nicely watered. Regularly check your water level otherwise
you will probably end up blowing a gasket. Add a little antifreeze during
the winter months.
Eat more fat
Fatty acids provide the body with essential oil. Oil is extremely important
to the correct functioning of your body. Without it, your body will soon seize
up.
Have you flossed?
It maybe Clint Eastwood's favourite chat-up line, but, recent studies make
a direct connection between good health and teeth flossing.
Knackered knackers
Always use axle stands when working under a farm vehicle.
All bunged up?
Constipation encourages bloating. As an added bonus it also encourages toxicity
in the body leading to spots and pimples. Lovely stuff.
Avoid excessive praying
A recent government study concludes that pigs who spend too much time praying
to a big fat all-seeing pig who lives in the sky are more likely to experience
serious depression
Alternatively
Sit back, relax and enjoy the following QuickTime movie. It may not improve
your health, but the advice is very good. Click here
to enjoy.
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