Fat pig of the year 2002

Could you be our fat pig of the year? Frazzle has teamed up with Kawasaki Motorcycles to find a deserving winner.

First Prize = A magnificent Kawasaki 1000cc Ninja Sportsbike

Second Prize = A two-night break on the Kawasaki factory floor

100 Runner's up prizes = Kawasaki pit lane jacket


Wouldn't it be great to sit astride a brand new motorcycle and ride it up and down Sloane Street? Well you could do just that if you are chosen as our Fat Pig of the Year 2002.

You have plenty of time to pile on the pounds because the competition closing date is Friday 20th December 2002. So you needn't start power bingeing until late August.

Our competition is open to all readers between the ages of 2 and 14. The judges will, of course, take note of your total bulk, but this is not the only factor to be considered, your personality and general appearance will also be taken in to account.

Good luck.

How to enter
The judges will require at least two photographs; one showing your starting weight and one taken showing your fantastic new bulk to its best advantage. Please can you have your photograph taken whilst holding a daily newspaper in your mouth with the date clearly showing. We suggest wearing tight fitting hot pants or spandex but, of course, completely nude photographs are always acceptable. Clearly write your name and address on the reverse of each photo and send them to the Frazzle office at the usual address. The winner and all runners up will be notified before Friday 10th January 2003.

 

                 
 
         
 
 

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